Seattle Jabberwalk
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Seattle, and the wriving
blobes
Did sime and bimble in
the mair.
The frimsy ecyule bemmyobes,
And the pome groech outwair.
"Beware the Sub Yum Guk, my son!
Kimchee that bites! Ivar's
that catch!
Beware the Seahawk Bird, and shun
The Slug No Whale Can Match!"
He took his sonner blade in hand,
Long time the gingrich foe he sought;
The rested he by the Esook Tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in epoph thought he stood,
The Sub Yum Guk, peppers aflame,
Came skorming through the
cringly wood,
And burbled as it came!
One-two, one-two, and through and through,
His sonner blade went snickersnack!
He cut it dead, and with its head
The big galumph ran back.
"And hast thou slain the Sub Yum Guk?
Seattle's safe from Chinese Food?
Oh Thaizza day! Calloo Callay!
Let's go write something good."
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Footnotes:
wriving
writhing+jiving
blobes
globular blokes
sime
street singing and mime
bimble
nimbly bumming money
mair
market+fair
frimsy
freely spending money on whimsical gadgets,
like a one-cup espresso maker that works over
a campfire and fits in your backpack
ecyule
ecologically and socially sensitive yuppies,
who frimsy
bemmyobes
got into their BMW's
pome
poets, at home in coffeehouses
groech
grunch poets, with money, who drink
exotic coffee and hang out all day
outwair
wore out their chairs
Sub Yum Guk
Chinese food
Kimchee
Korean food
Ivar's
Well-Advertised food
sonner
Sonics+Mariners
referring to two bands of aspiring heroes whom
local legend says will conquer all foes,
someday.
someday.
someday.
gingrich
a bit of real nonsense
Esook
espresso+book
required elements in the resting habitats
of the Seattle Native
epoph
philosopy espressed in a series of
self-conscious epigrams.
the usual mode of thought in Esooks.
Sub Yum Guk
I told you this one already.
skorming
skirling+storming
the effect of a bagpipe band bearing down on you
cringly
cringing, with hands over tingly ears.
the common reaction to skorming.
Thaizza
Thai food + pizza
the two main Seattle foods
You'll have to ask Lewis Carroll about this one.
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